"If this is someone's condo, it should be named differently. There is another venue for the whole complex, Brunswick Condominiums."
"This is not the LEED platinum building. That's 41 Cooper Square."
"It's where all the car dealerships are."
"This is the sixth borough of NYC. It's easier to get to downtown and midtown Manhattan than from many parts of Brooklyn & Queens. The tunnel tolls do suck, though."
"You get breathtaking views of the Manhattan skyline from JC."
"Great pizza and cannoli at Rizzo's on Central Ave!"