"The ppl that work here are awesome. The will size you up right, no inseams!"
"If it says 20 items or less. Don't go in it with 40 items. Guy in front of me needs to go back to school and learn to count."
"No available parking by dillards"
"Buy 3 caramel apples get 1 free!"
"Try the chocolate dipped twinkies! Yum!"
"Rocky mt chocolate factory has buy 3 caramel apples get one free! All day everyday special"