"Same exact colored christmas trees at walmart for $38 They are on "sale" at garden ridge for &75!"
"I don't like you!!! BOOMER..."
"It's home, not hooch, cuz Erik doesn't want anyone else checking in to his territory. Don't check in to the hooch cuz he might start peeing on my sofa or something!!!"
"Best chiropractor in OK!"
"I love it when the mayor is in the house!"