"Like Barburrito but 10 x better!"
"If you're going to get the moules: I hope you're hungry (or sharing). It comes with a portion of frites."
"Très grande sélection de bières (ah ouais?!) et personnel aimable! Que demander de plus?"
"Excellent value, fresh ingredients, tasty guacamole and amazing (but fairly strong!) mojitos!"
"If you're around, say hi to Delia, our pet dinosaur! You will always find her hanging out in the living room."
"Best breakfast I've had in a long time!"