"Don't go here if you don't have to! Service is slow, they don't take rewards cards, and the sandwiches are tiny for what they charge. Go to the one in Huntington Station!"
"Don't shop here for Passover! The people at the deli didn't even know what chopped liver is"
"Ask for a hug when you're here! They're free"
"Everything here is good! Make sure to try the coffee and French toast!!"