"Service is gruff to say the least - melodramatic eye rolls and snide comments plentiful if you want to pay by eftpos or don't pick up your order within 10 seconds of the number being called. Food ok."
"Bistro tip - don't go with the gnocchi if you're after a big meal, or a good one for that matter"
"Chocolate fan? Like.... SERIOUS chocolate fan? Your life will be worth less if you don't try the Chocolate Mousse Cake dessert."
"Don't use pump 2, very very slow"