"Nice place to relax and enjoy the scenery."
"Try the Elsworth from The Italian Market next door. That's if you're man enough."
"Don't come here looking for a great beer selection. Pabst, Coors Light, Total Dom & Mirror Pond. All the typical and nothing special."
"Use cash and save $.40."
"Try The Original WOW! Burger, you won't be disappointed!"
"The balcony is a great place to catch a show from. You get to sit and enjoy a beer!"