"If the service was any slower, the employees would be going in reverse"
"Wondering how long until they have eggplant again"
"I've been getting Brazilian waxes done with the owner, Rosana, for over 5 years now. Simply the best!"
"I swear by this place! Been getting Brazilian"
"Food has totally gone downhill, new owner is a raging you-know-what. Stick to breakfast and dessert, if that"
"Bingo on Wednesday nights is the best!"