Justin Eisenman

"All hail Queen Stephanie!"

"I'm a homeless man, and this is where I buy all of my clothes for living on the street"

"Wtf! This place is not the Olive Garden."

"This place is awesome for hanging out with Winston the troll-cat, playing Xbox, drinking.mad beers, and plotting the overthrow of various local and federal government institutions"

"Life guards (state of illinios) are nazis...they kicked everyone out of the water because of the fog (very light) AND because "nobody was listening to us""