"Good luck finding a medium men's anything here."
"Funny how you never seem to see the Mayor Kathleen B. Around :/"
"It's so fun to check in to local business from your couch here! So easy to be a mayor, just ask Kathleen Boyd!"
"For all you fellow cheap-bastards out there: Buy a milk and ask for a bowl. Time to go to the bar and use all the free granola to make cereal! Don't forget the dried cranberry and walnut mix!"
"If you search "disco" this store is listed. Go Disco Kroger!"