"Try not to ash on the carpet or pee outside of the bathroom. Anything else is fine"
"There's a full service bar here (none of that "we're a hospital, we can't serve you alcohol, sir" nonsense)"
"Post-2 AM is when the peasants start to stir. #youvebeenwarned"
"If you don't know how to use the printers, GTFO of line and let someone show you."
"Ice is CLEARLY out of the question here"
"It smells like piss and peasantry here."