"This is the worst Chinese restaurant I have ever been to. Hands down."
"Justin is easily the most attractive Jordan. His freakishly good looks bring the house & family morale to an all time high. Gorgeously groomed, this stellar young lad is the pride and joy of the fam."
"I thoroughly enjoy having my balls cupped while being asked to cough by the great doctors at Winnetka Family Medicine!"
"Worlds best hamburger.. Congratulations. You really did it!"
"Margaritas are turbo charged"
"Hot java in cup = hot lava in toilet"