"There's a man without a license that drives like a wildman"
"Home of the lsu pizza girl freakout look it up on youtube"
"The people here are so creepy you would expect some of them to ask you to climb inside the van"
"They have the nerve to sell you food and beer, but deny you entry to their tight quarters!"
"The manager gets nasty when ask why the internet is down"
"Wow you can buy a ps2 cheaper than @level up here....weird"