"No alcohol! Seriously, this is a college town! They have an item called cream supreme try at your own risk..."
"Service is awful and they took my $1 beer away (which was mostly head to begin with) from me with a few sips left when I asked for another. Plaza Azteca is better food and a nicer atmosphere"
"While the awesome dog may be the reason to visit eventually the chick that lives here is bangin', but don't hit on her or you'll have the hairy Jew to deal with."