"They have the new awesome carts now!"
"Try the Beef Lo Mein for breakfast."
"Like the PLAGUE? Okay, Captain Drama..."
"Don't get the steak. They are being sued because they call it steak and it is really dog. Get the beef; it is really cat and much tastier."
"It's no wonder Joshua had a bad experience; the workers probably couldn't understand him. Don't trust anyone who can't type properly on their own phone...the service is great here!"