"Constantly breaking down."
"Needs a serious re-vamp. Looking very, very tired."
"Don't use the car park above JB Hifiwhich empties out through the traffic lights on the old Pacific Highway. Very poorly designed. Guaranteed frustration. Lights allow 4 cars through each time."
"The ceiling is a complete work of art. Beautiful!"
"Say hi to Peter. He's a lovely fella."