"Some seriously killer musical ax come through here. Check out one of their shows soon!"
"Paying the "friendship tax" (aka renting a tux for a wedding)? Get new friends - this place is outrageously expensive."
"Salted caramel mocha - enough said."
"Anyone else annoyed that they give you a sales pitch while you're trying to make a transaction from your car? Seriously – save it for when I come inside or online."
"I can get over the fact that they are slow – but their inability to mix a drink thoroughly is just plain un-excusable. Seems to be par for the course with most Sonic restaurants nowadays, though."
"I'm just taking a stab at this – but I bet you're standing behind someone in the express checkout lane who decided to roll up with two carts stuffed full of crap. I know I am…"