"Why isn't this place called Dicks Liquor?"
"Pitcher of beer to go! Nice!"
"Big fish sandwich lives up to its name, bring your appetite!!"
"Make sure that all your items are in the bag before leaving the drive-thru. They tend to forget things."
"When ordering a quart of frozen custard make sure they push it down into the bucket, otherwise you're paying for. 1/2 qt of custard and 1/2 qt of air."