"Closest food on a Sunday evening is about 4 miles away. Decent hotel, though."
"Watch the baggers. They typically do not understand how to bag groceries properly."
"Excellent craft beer selection. The cocktails are good, too. They use local Armadillo soda and make a killer old fashioned. P.S.: Pimm's cup."
"Not an actual house made of beer."
"Try the Jester King Whisky Commercial Suicide."