"Worthless price match would rather get nothing and let you go next door to Office Max"
"You create your own couch at your own house just cuz it says My Couch doesn't mean it's at your house"
"Free beer, first class upgrade....need I say more!!!"
"Free beer, free upgrade to 1st class....need I say more"
"Great service, great food and perfect place for a grad school residency."