"For $5 you get a car wash, guys will hand dry any drops of water left, and you get a free vacuum! Be sure to tip!"
"Now smells of Chick fil A 24/7. You're welcome."
"The people who work here are so sweet! I got a formal dress altered for only $9 and it turned out perfect"
"He'll fix your broken heart!"
"Watch your step going up the stairs to the door... Those babies are steep!!"
"Don't get the spicy tuna... It tastes like something you'd get on the bridge coming back from Juarez."