"TRY SOME! JUST ONE SPOONFUL! I DARE YOU! #SeeWhatIDidThere? ;)"
"BEWARE THE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TO THE FACE!!!"
"Come on in and ask what the special is."
"Ergonomic Chairs. 'Nuff said!"
"You NEED to molest Keith in some way while you're here. ;)"
"Drop in and enjoy the entertainment!"