"Do yourself a favor and get the Chai Latte. You're welcome."
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"Man Cave Raves every Friday!"
"Ask Jesse to make you food."
"Free donut with coffee today!"
"Register for Instructional Classes online at www.upenn.edu/recreation in "quick links" under "registration"!"