"Bring something to occupy your time, the waiting time here is ridiculous."
"She has a great sense of humor and gives great hugs !"
"Chocolate covered wafflebowl (insert favorite ice cream and fave toppings) = can't go wrong ... :D"
"Try to eat a warm slice of sultry Dutch apple pie a la mode, and not drift into a heavenly sleep on the Worlds Most Comfortable Couch in Clearbrook...i dare you ;)"