"Tent and hammock camping. Only 1room available via Airbnb."
"Useless. Stacks of mail undelivered."
"Get ripped off and pay 3x more on auto parts. Guaranteed! 😜"
"Long-term parking available here for inter-island ferry travelers."
"Home of the best lumpia in Sonoma wine county!"
"Pupusas with cheese, squash and spinach. Yum!"