"Rule #1 of visiting: wear quiet shoes. Rule #2: whispers only. Don't be a dick. The art is for everyone's appreciation, not your venting about your divorce."
"One word: Benedict. Another word: biscuit."
"Don't come here if you're in a hurry. Service was sssssssssssssslow, even though we were 2 of 4 people here"
"Get there early to grab a Guinness. They are the unicorns of the beer selection."