Katie Valdivia

"Check your in-room coffee maker in any hotel before you use it, folks!"

"The breakfast package does not reflect the number of adults you make your reservations for. Luckily a kid's portion of cold eggs was all I could stomach anyway. The customer service is great though!"

"Watch out for the geyser in the right toilet on the right half of the women's room unless you've been searching for a bleach (or worse) bidet."

"The buttterscotch pancakes are a little sweet but they're great even as leftovers! Only place I know to get grilled muffins & spinach bagels"

"If you don't have cash, pay for your car wash inside or at the pump (discounted if you buy 8 gallons)!"

"The NoName is clearly revered and loved but anyone who has frequented this place for the past decade can tell"