"Easily my favorite brunch in the city; Fried Chicken and Waffles and Savory Cheesecake are to die for"
"The bartenders here are dicks and the drinks are awful"
"Blingo has the best prizes. But be prepared to lose your awesome prize to someone else. I lost both an epic painting of unicorns and a three headed dragon."
"Get a Lemon Drop, fo' realz."
"When they do the Seitan Gyro, look out, it's awesome."