"I work at a coffee shop and sometimes I wish we had the same tlc in our products. The only artificial sweetener they have is truvia and their simple syrup is made with raw sugar. Yerbamate4lyf"
"EVERYONE HERE IS SAD except Norman who runs the show. Seriously, it's a circus in this jawn. Cat murals leading to a cat world where adult men don't know how to make eggs."
"Beware of the closets, there's a bunch of dudes in them."
"Shits like playing minesweeper. Burgers and meats everywhere, mystery stains of the carpet. There is cable though."
"They have roast pigeon here... Local delicacy?"