"Best sushi I have ever had in my life!! Get in line folks - O WAIT - there is no line!!! Amazing!!!"
"Try the Elevator & Pub Pickles! Absolutely delicious + all MI beer on draft!"
"Boy cut offs are not allowed in the dress code?"
"Will offer to uncrack your window if it frozen shut!"
"10 days of Yoga for $10 dollars! Quite the deal for new students!"
"Ooooooo running water and Haley Eder! Already so much better than dealing with Americana!"