"Dude in all black (as pictured) is typically here asking for '40 cents, mayne!' right beside the no loitering sign, nonetheless."
"Try the spinach salad with chicken. Nomnomnom."
"If you plan on sleeping with the owner, pre-plan with your doctor to obtain herpes meds."
"Breakfast wraps are AMAZING. Must-try. Also delicious with hot sauce. Mmm."
"Get your burritos 'Kyle style' - with crushed nacho chips mixed inside! Mmmmmm."