"Being in here at 7am is like being in the twilight zone. There's a kid next to me w a Sony walkman circa 1998, a woman wearing tyedye socks w flipflops and a homeless guy snoring w him mouth open."
"Lemon apricot pancakes are smothered in lemon glaze as well as stuffed with it. If you're diabetic or have a fear of becoming diabetic stay away from that choice."
"When Erik Floyd is djing you know its going to be a good time!"
"There's a100% coupon on Scoutmob!!!! Expires 5/31!!!"
"Try the quiche! Its amazing!"