"This location is closed."
"Bring a good book, a bottle of wine, and relax in the shade."
"If you need a cab home, call it an hour or more ahead of time. Takes cabs forever to get there."
"Bring Christie Doritos or don't come over."
"Venti iced coffee with cream! Perfect."
"Clam cakes and chowdah with a bottled ginger ale=amazing."