"a shitty day calls for shitty, burnt cocktails. minus the shitty and make 'em extra burnt. thanks. 🍹 @kl_fargo"
"whoever said the Calamari was gross is a moron."
"If you don't get an Irish Coffee, don't even fucking come here."
"Steph lives here. Nahla lives here. they are nice. they are cute. make them pancakes. that is all."
"Steph's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
"I flagged the horrendous Black & White photo of that woman with the feather boa as "inappropriate," because, duh."