"Stop by on your birthday. They'll give you your age % off! :)"
"Come for happy hour, stay for dinner."
"Order a large salad... I dare you! :)"
"Pack a picnic lunch, complete with Lays potato chips... but beware the monkeys!"
"Until I moved to the South, I had no idea what a "grit" was... Go to Flying Biscuit and order theirs."