"There is NO fishing pond round here. Believe me I am here right now with a rather annoyed fisherman"
"Don't piss off Queen Kathy or King Peter..."
"They are cheap and cheerful, the lady is boss with the kids"
"the best chef in the world that i know works here and he is so talented people should so here"
"Cos i am a BOSS cook lol no ts not a restuarat but i do make nice food"
"lovely food but expensive. £7.40 for a pint of bitter and a Blue WKD......"