"Trying to choose a cocktail? I like My Favorite Brunette, for obvious reasons."
"Bike parking in the garage is accessible even when door is down. Ask the person at the desk for info. Or, use the door in the lobby."
"Trust the waitstaff when they say the portions are huge"
"There are live tamarin monkeys on the second floor in the green wing. Be sure to get there before 4, when they go into their private quarters."
"The double turkey burger is topped with stuffing. Delicious."