"Food, not drink. Go to a different pub for beers; come here for dinner. Burgers £13.50."
"Vivienne Westwood shoes in the sale for £25!"
"Recreate the feeling of nuclear armageddon by navigating to the colourful bunker-loos."
"Thoroughly average; truly meh."
"Wear your winter warmers. Brrrr"
"Best sandwich shop in Fitzrovia."