"The zombie is hot and ready like Little Caesars"
"Sometimes Dave wakes up and makes coffee. I hope it happens for you tomorrow if you can't make it home"
"Smells weird, I assume from the lack of toilets"
"Get out your wand and wizard hat it's time to have a spell of a good time. I like puns"
"The courts are nice and usually open :)"
"Sometimes this place is rockin! Sometimes it's chill, either way, cool ppl live here"