"Beware of Karen - she really wants you to buy lotion and Maui Jim's. She wants people to buy them so bad that she will ignore you if you're just exchanging a towel."
"Upgrade to a honeymoon suite if given the opportunity. You won't regret it. "
"The patio has a fantastic view of Costco gasoline."
"Food only alright. Don't bother going here for breakfast if you don't like eggs."
"So much food! Delicious nonetheless. If you put your name in and then wait outside check back in with the hostess or they will forget about you."