"Understaffed + undertrained = slowest Chipotle ever."
"The service could have only been worse if they literally threw a mediocre burger at me."
"Get the Croque Monsieur, then go take a three-hour ham nap."
"Huevos omelet. Huevos omelet. Huevos omelet."
"If you're going to eat here, don't. Especially on a Sunday."
"Drive slow - there are stray cats in the parking lot!"