"Free WIFI. And super nice staff."
"I may just be drunk but these corn fritters are like crack."
"Check out the roof garden!"
"I go just for the chair massages. The masseuses are super strong and really get out the knots. $12 for 10 minutes and worth every penny."
"I always go for the lemon ricotta pancakes. Delish!"
"Their rolls are amazing. The best in town. The lobster is pretty damn good, too. Get a Schooner special w/ ginger brew and salt + vinegar chips and you're set."