"Nobody likes blackberry jam."
"Don't buy alcohol, seriously. Just smuggle it in. They are pirates."
"This is the worst Wendy's I've been to. And I LOVE Wendy's. Filthy, unorganized and incompetent workers. Dave would be ashamed."
"Virgin has power outlets under the seats on the plane!"
"Do not take a class by Don Howard. Waste of money."
"The double whammy is waiting 15 mins for the train and as soon as the traffic light goes green, the oaktronic display lights up with Bridge Raised- Expect Delays. During 6pm traffic."