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"Superb food, excellent service. Highly recommend."

"The showers accept 20p's and £1 coins. It's 20p for every two minutes. There's also two dials! One for power, one for temp! Site is lovely, as are the owners. Good facilities and great scenery."

"Try the new brown rice. Unless you're racist against rice."

"Some absolute beasts of human flesh lie within, slain by mere machines who care not for their victims. Enter at your peril."

"Superb authentic Lebanese cuisine. You won't find better in Manchester, in my opinion. Good for meat-eaters, veggies and vegans alike and pretty cheap too. Try it."