"The staff here is so friendly! And they keep the place very clean. A great addition to the street. Only downside is that there's no wifi."
"Walking down the street to this store is a real treat. Beautiful people everywhere..."
"Slowest printing lab at NYU. I feel like it runs on dial up or something. Too bad it's the closest printing lab to Palladium."
"Make sure to bring Sophie's favorite treats before you come or else she'll throw a hissy fit. Also, give her at least three compliments while you're here."
"As mayor, I highly suggest you get the cheese sticks cause they're filled in fishcake then fried. Also, since I'm mayor, go to happy hour. Did I mention I'm mayor? Okay. Herpderp. Ma crib is hurr."