"For the love of God, don't go on Saturdays if you value time and gas money. Parking is an absolute nightmare."
"watch out for the geese, they're very territorial"
"Help out the kid with no shoes that hangs around the concession stand by giving him a buck or two for food"
"Watch out for Mary. She's a feisty one."
"Don't be a rabbit. My brother WILL shoot you if you hop onto our property. You have been warned."