"I'm the mayor of McDonalds? Nuff said....."
"I'm seriously in love with their fries... The crisper, the better"
"Try the icing on the cake flavor..... Yum!"
"It smells like weed in here.."
"Watch out they shoot here..."
"This school was awesome until kids made it ghetto... Whatch out for the cussing little monsters there."