"Although good in theory, the burgers are overpriced and the service is very slow. Save yourself some time and money and just head to Whataburger."
"Stay away from the redhead. Also, bring hand-sanitizer."
"Looking for some quiet? Head to the sixth floor and try to get a table. It's one of the best study spots!"
"Dogs are not required to be on a leash at Lick Creek Park, but please be respectful of your fellow park patrons!"
"The IT Department and student interns are located on the first floor, which just happens to be the basement. If you're looking for the Dean, head to the third floor!"
"Check out the fried okra, it's the best side on the menu!"