"Most of the beers were off too."
"Shockingly poor service."
"Can you do me a garlic bread instead of the Portugese roll? "No" Ok, can I have tge roll toasted please? "No" Pathetic."
"They throw stones at the Moon here."
"Just like 28 days later."
"The gardener's shed features in the film "The League Of Gentlemen's Apocalypse""