"Extra vinegar please! Make mine a submarine!"
"The garbage burrito is heaven wrapped in a flour tortilla!"
"Damn this is a lot of steps!"
"If stop your car in an aisle, waiting for a spot... PAY ATTENTION! If one opens up and you don't notice 'cause you are too busy playing with your phone. I'm taking it! Yup, I am that guy! ;-)"
"The band still stinks..."
"The WiFi works better in the parking lot than on campus..."